His first stop was the Zoning Department where he met with the Zoning Director. Immediately the Zoning Director asked, “Have you met Nookie Green our new Public Health Nurse?"
Finally, the Board Chair went to the Treasurer's Officer to speak with the County Treasurer. The Treasurer immediately asked, "Have you met Nookie Green yet?"
Well, it was getting close to 4PM so the County Board Chair made his way to the board room. As he took his seat and began to lay out his board meeting documents, he could not help but notice a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redheaded woman enter the board room. Immediately the eyes of every man in the board room focused on her as she slowly sashayed to a seat up in the front row.
She was wearing an attractive, form-fitting, short, bright green dress with matching, shiny (patent leather) emerald-green shoes. When she sat down, she sat with her legs slightly parted and it appeared to the County Board Chair that she wasn't wearing any under garments.
Flabbergasted, the County Board Chair turned slowly to the Board colleague on his right and whispered, "Look at that redheaded woman in the front row - is that Nookie Green?"