Thursday, June 9, 2016

Neighbor Used The City Council Members Wife and Now Has Remorse.

A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbor who just happens to be a city council member. The text he sends reads:

"Bob, I'm sorry.  For the last six months I have been riddled with guilt and I want to confess to you. There is no easy way to say this but the truth is I have been helping myself to your wife when you were not at home.

When you would leave for city county meetings or go out to conduct city business and I saw you weren’t home I took those opportunities to hop on and use your wife.  Bob, I know there’s no excuse for my behavior but I stopped getting it at home and I wanted it bad. I can't live with this guilt any longer and hope you'll accept my sincerest apology. I promise it won't happen again."

Feeling outrage and betrayed, Bob went to the closet and grabbed his gun. He walked straight into the bedroom where his wife was reading a book and without a word shot her two times.

Moments later Bob, the city council member, received another text from his neighbor which read: Really should have used spell check Bob! That last text I sent should have read “I have been using your ‘wifi’ - not your wife”.