When you would leave for city county meetings or go out to conduct city business and I saw you weren’t home I took those opportunities to hop on and use your wife. Bob, I know there’s no excuse for my behavior but I stopped getting it at home and I wanted it bad. I can't live with this guilt any longer and hope you'll accept my sincerest apology. I promise it won't happen again."
Feeling outrage and betrayed, Bob went to the closet and grabbed his gun. He walked straight into the bedroom where his wife was reading a book and without a word shot her two times.
Moments later Bob, the city council member, received another text from his neighbor which read: Really should have used spell check Bob! That last text I sent should have read “I have been using your ‘wifi’ - not your wife”.