Sunday, February 28, 2016

The City Council Member's Son and a Popsicle

The City Council meeting ended earlier than expected so when the City Council member got home, he asked his wife if she would like to have sex.

There was however, one problem.  Their young son was home so they decided to do what they had frequently done before.  They sent him out on the balcony of their apartment building with a popsicle and asked him to report on everything he saw outside. 

"There's a car being towed from the parking lot across the street," the boy shouted.

"Hey, an ambulance just drove by with its lights on!"

"Looks like the Anderson's have lots of company," he called out.

"Matt's riding a new bike!"

"Looks like the Sanders are moving; they are loading a big rental truck!"

"Jason is on his skate board and he is not wearing his helmet!"

After a few moments he announced...

"The Coopers are having sex!"

Startled, the City Council member and his wife shot up in bed.

The City Council member cautiously called out..."How do you know they're having sex?"

"They just sent Jimmy out on the balcony with a popsicle.”