"In a world of hi-tech gadgetry, I have noticed more and more people - especially young people - who send text and email messages frequently that seemed to have forgotten the art and importance of using capital letters in their writing.
For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement:
Capitalization is very important. It is the difference between:
1) Helping your Uncle Jack off a horse.
2) Helping your uncle jack off a horse."