Now the two township officers are only vaguely familiar with the area however they both believe a gas station is just a few miles up the road so they get out of their vehicle and begin to walk in that direction.
After walking about thirty minutes one of the township officers says to the other: "Hey do you smell that?” “Smell what the other replies”. “Bacon! Do you smell bacon” The other township official inhales deeply and says “Yeah it sure does smell like bacon!”
Confused they keep on walking and there in the distance they see a small tree with lots of branches and every branch is covered with hot sizzling bacon. Some of the bacon strips are cherry wood smoked, some are hickory smoked and some are double smoked. Every imaginable kind of cured pork bacon one can think of is on that tree.
"Look” the one Township Official says – “it really is a bacon tree”. “No way” says the other – “it must be a mirage.” “How do you know its a mirage?" the other asks. "Well have you ever heard of a mirage that smells like bacon?” With that, the other township official bolts off and starts running towards the tree.
"Look” the one Township Official says – “it really is a bacon tree”. “No way” says the other – “it must be a mirage.” “How do you know its a mirage?" the other asks. "Well have you ever heard of a mirage that smells like bacon?” With that, the other township official bolts off and starts running towards the tree.
As he gets within 5 yards of the tree a couple of guys with guns suddenly appear from behind the rocks and start shooting at him. The township official is hit repeatedly with bullets and drops to the ground. Mortally wounded, bleeding profusely and in great pain he yells out to his colleague "go back – go back, it’s not a bacon tree!"
Confused and scared the other township officer laying on the ground to protect himself yells back to the other township official - "Well if it’s not a bacon tree what is it?" Using his last few breaths the wounded township official yells out
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{Get Ready!}
It’s ... a Ham bush."
Confused and scared the other township officer laying on the ground to protect himself yells back to the other township official - "Well if it’s not a bacon tree what is it?" Using his last few breaths the wounded township official yells out
Its
Its
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{Get Ready!}
It’s ... a Ham bush."
love it, Gabe!
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