Local Government Humor

This blog is dedicated to local government officials - whether 'elected or appointed' who have a sense of humor. The humor on this blog was gleaned from years of working with Townships, Villages, School Boards, Cities, Counties as well as those damn special taxing districts and authorities. Hopefully you will find some great gems that will make you smile and maybe you will learn some powerful management lessons. Best Wishes, Gabe Gabrielsen - A Local Government Man

Thursday, February 12, 2015

Japanese Public Official Arguing With His Wife About Sex

The mayor of a fairly good sized Japanese city in southern Japan is arguing with his wife about how they should perform highly erotic sex.

The mayor (husband): "Sukitaki. mojitaka!"

Wife replies: "Kowanini! mowi janakpa!"

The mayor (husband) says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"

Wife on her knees literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"

The mayor (husband) shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji!"

I can't believe you just sat there trying to read this – you don’t know Japanese. Some people will read anything as long as it’s about sex and politics. I am beginning to think you need serious help!!! I worry about you.