How Fast Is a Local Public Official

Most local public officials, even under ideal conditions, have trouble:

     
1)  Locating their car keys,

2) Finding a phone number saved on their cell phone,

3) Retrieving a document saved on their home computer,

4) Trying to "pin the tail on the donkey at a colleagues birthday party."

However, every local public official I have ever met has told me they can find and push the snooze button on their alarm clock from 3 feet away, in about 1.4 seconds, with their eyes closed, first time, every time, on the morning of a board or council meeting when a public hearing scheduled.